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Voice AGI Notepad Agent

VAGINA is a voice-powered AGI assistant with agentic note-taking. It helps you capture ideas, organize your thoughts, and get things done — all through natural conversation.

VAGINA
You
Create meeting notes for Q4 planning
Assistant
I've created the meeting notes. What would you like to add?
You
Add that the budget was approved
## Meeting Notes — Q4 Planning---Budget approved for new infra.Move launch to March 12.Assign design review to Aya.

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a phone call.

Feels as natural as making a call.

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Talk, Think, Let AGI Handle the Rest

Focus on expressing your ideas while our AGI agent handles note-taking, organization, and follow-up actions automatically.

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VAGINA

ADVANCED VAGINAL INTELLIGENCE

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Notepad
meeting_notes.md
schedule.txt
meeting_notes.md
Scroll and AGI will automatically record notes

Voice Call

Experience real-time voice conversations with AGI agents.

Need more intelligence? Use Recursive Agent.

VAGINA runs a real-time Voice Agent that handles conversation, and recursively calls a high-intelligence Text Agent for complex logic. Both agents operate concurrently as a unified hybrid system.

Human User
Voice Agent
Text Agent
Extract action items and draft a follow-up email from the sales call.
Got it. I'll recruit the Deep Intelligence Agent to analyze the transcript.
Calling Deep Intelligence Agent
Processing CRM context and 45-minute call transcript...
I've synthesized the required items.
Thanks. Saving the results directly to your Notepad.
meeting_notes.md updated
meeting_notes.md

# Action Items

Draft follow-up email to stakeholders
Update CRM with new budget requirements
Email Draft:

Hi Team,

Great call today. As discussed, we are adjusting the Q3 budget requirements and I will be sending over the updated metrics by Friday.

Best,
VAGINA Agent

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Born on April 1st. Every letter in the name earned its place. The word they spell did not — and that is entirely the point.

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Everything you need to experience the future of Voice AGI.

  • Voice sessions
  • Notepad
  • Recursive Text Agent
  • Capricious Rate Limiting
  • Data Collection for product improvements